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THE GALLERY OF CRUEL & UNUSUAL SPORRANS

Proud of your Sporran?  And why not?

Everyone may not be as tasteful as yourself.   Perhaps you spent some time choosing just the right sporran that satisfied your own ideas of

  • manliness

  • historicity

  • overall complementary and pleasing harmony with the rest of your gear

  • appropriate cultural or subliminal social messaging

 

Perhaps not ...  

 

At any rate ... we do know there is an art to choosing one's accessories, especially one so specifically and centrally positioned.

 

Following is a gallery of sporrans that range from "eclectic" to "why?" and go beyond mere matters of taste and tassels.

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Trigger Warning: The collection shown below is not for ...

 

  • the faint of heart

  • the weak of stomach

  • those with no appreciation for the upcyling of roadkill

  • those who are already offended by the idea of white kilt hose for formal occasions

 

Editor's note: Trust me ... with sporrans like these, no one is wondering what is worn "under" the kilt.  

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And now, just to prove that talented taxidermy is no substitute for good taste ...

 

The Gallery of Cruel& 

Unusual SporrANS

Well, well, well ... Any you wouldn't be caught dead in?  Any you think are just dandy?   Searching the web for your very own right now?

 

And if you have other candidates for this repository of taxidermy terrors, please email with your submissions.​

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